Dear Taylor Lautner,
I watched eclipse last night. I was pissed as soon as I walked into the movie theatre, because Sean and I had to sit in the VERY front row, at the VERY far left. Not cool, so I was already in a bad mood to begin with. Then you started acting. Things just escalated from there. Why do they keep you in Twilight? You are so obviously NOT a good actor, and you make me laugh every time you open your mouth. I don't care you if you have muscles, they make you look like a fatty and you have a dog nose, no wonder they cast you as a werewolf. Bella will never love you, and p.s., you and Edward's bromance in the tent was GAY.
Sincerely, Allie
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